ANATOMICALS

"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name the leaders of every country in the world. But frankly, we don't care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them. So exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"

• 15 March 2011 emilia
  probably not so good for me to review this product because I have a lot of energy. I tried it when I just had rested and where going on a afternoon meeting, I thought I was a bit more alert. but im not a 100% sure great gift.