As much as we think it’s important to talk about, even shout about, sexual wellness, we know that you don’t want the whole house knowing when you’re taking your well-deserved me-time with your vibe. Everyone knows that distinctive ‘bzzzz’ sound, and the last thing you want to be thinking about while you’re taking care of you needs is: ‘can my mum hear what I’m doing?’
You don’t need that kind of awkward stress in your life, especially when you’re suppose to be relaxing. So, to help you carry on doing you – no pun – we’ve rounded up five silent vibrators that your mum will never hear.
Smile Makers The Surfer
This small but mighty clitoral vibrator is not only ideal for taking on your travels, it also only makes a teeny-weeny sound of 40dB. For refence, a quick Google search told me that 40dB is about the sound level of background noise in a library. Pretty quiet if you obeyed by library rules. The Surfer also has three speeds and one pulsation mode to enjoy in almost silence.
Lelo Sona Pink
The Lelo Sona Pink is not your conventional vibrator. The toy is designed to stimulate the clitoris, but not just the external clitoris, the whole clitoris, even the bits you can’t see in the mirror. Lemme tell you, that’s a lot of clitoris. Using sonic waves and pulses instead of conventional vibrations, the Sona Pink has a maximum sound of 50dB; that’s about the sound of background noise in your house. Those sonic waves will just blend into the background.
Dame Products Fin
Don’t be daunted by Dame Products’ Fin, the clitoral vibrator is best described as small but mighty. With a firm, pointed end, and a soft, squishy body, the vibrator can be cleverly attached to the fingers to add stimulation to every touch. Water-resistant and with three speed settings, the Fin is your go-to for something super discreet but a little bit different.
My Viv Pebble Personal Massager
The My Viv Pebble Personal Massager is a pocket rocket without the dramatic blast off (but definitely with the blast off feeling.) Designed for external stimulation, the vibrator is the ideal pal for people who find penetration uncomfortable or prefer external pleasure. But, of course, it wouldn’t have made the list if it weren’t super quiet; the palm sized vibrator makes less noise than a mobile vibrating! Just say you were on a good news call.
Smile Makers The Tennis Coach
Let’s be honest, if you own The Tennis Coach, you’re going to find preeeetty hard to stay quiet. With four speeds and two pulsation modes, the G-spot stimulating vibrator is going to definitely test your ability to keep your appreciation subdued. Regardless, the vibrator is perfectly discreet with a maximum noise level of 40dB and can be used in water; you know just in case you don’t have a lock on your bedroom door.
Lelo Soraya 2
Offering dual stimulation to both the clitoris and the G-spot, the Soraya 2 is the ultimate buy for boujee babes that wanna keep their extravagant self-care uber quiet. The vibrator has a flexible external stimulator to adapt to your body, and a sculpted tip for enhanced internal pleasure; and yup, it’s only 50bD. Your fridge makes more noise that this!