If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, you may not miss the cringey, clichéd flowers, chocolates, and teddy bears, but let’s be real here – you may miss the sex. But with the country in lockdown this unique February 14th, even the most loved-up of couples might not be able to get hot and steamy. So whether you’re separated from your boo, or solo by choice, here’s our line up of the best vibrators you can buy right now (and trust us, after a night in with these, you’ll wonder why you’d ever want a partner!)
The Unbound Bean may look small, but it is mighty. The palm-sized pal is perfect for both targeted and broad pleasure. This little egg-shaped companion is completely waterproof (bath time just got a lot more interesting!) and is the perfect choice for beginners who want to test the waters (sorry, pun intended).
My Viv Personal Massager
The My Viv Personal Massager is like the upgraded version of the old vibrating bullet knocking around in the back of your bedside drawer. Its bean-shaped design means it’s perfectly poised to get alllll the areas you want it to, as well as having a wide range of speeds and pulsation modes. Treat yourself this Valentine’s Day, get to know them all.
On first glance, you might not be 100% sure where this futuristic, space-themed toy is meant to be used, or what it’s meant to do. In fact, it looks more like an ornament than an intimate item (bonus: you can leave it out on your bedside table, completely undetected). But the Unbound Stellar is so much more than just a pretty face. The sensation of the cooling glass is incredible for both internal and external simulation, and an amazing warm-up for something with a little more, ahem, buzz.
Lelo Soraya 2
Vibrators with an internal massager as well as an external clitoris stimulator are the Rolls Royce of sex toys, if you will. Giving you the best of both worlds (at the same time – with only one hand necessary!), it really doesn’t get much better than the Lelo Soraya 2. The ‘rabbit’ design gives off amazing sensations, and is absolutely perfect for solo play. (Top tip: perhaps start off with something a little gentler as self-foreplay before reaching for this – it’s very intense!)
Smile Makers The Romantic
Smile Makers’ ‘The Romantic’ is truly a delight (one word: ridged). This classic vibrator is a must-have for any sex toy aficionado’s collection; the rounded head has a detached motor that means it hits all the right spots, every time. Oh yeah, did we mention it’s ridged? Make of that what you will.
Lelo Ora 3
If you’re a sex toy pro and are wanting something a bit unique to really treat yourself with this Valentine’s Day, then look no further than the Lelo Ora 3. The rotating motion and vibration patterns mimic the feeling of a tongue on your clitoris – literally who needs a partner when you’ve got the Ora 3?!
The Unbound Bender is everything we’ve ever dreamed of & more when it comes to vibrators. Gone are the days of rigid, hard, ugly looking things, the Bender is a completely flexible internal (or external, the choice is yours) vibrator, absolutely perfect for getting any angle you might want to reach. You can bend and flex this bad boy to your perfect degree, so no more wriggling around trying to find a comfortable position! (P.S, it’s waterproof, and also really quiet – don’t worry, your flatmates will have no idea).